An investigator asked a reference if they wanted to add further comments about a subject. The reference replied, “I just… I love her. If I could keep her forever, I would! Just like in Silence of the Lambs.”
This week an investigator asked a reference, "How would you rate his Dependability?"
She replied, "His Edibility?… about a 10!"
An investigator asked a reference if she had a few minutes to answer some questions. The reference stated, "Well, I might be going in to labor soon so I'm not sure… but I can try!”
What a team player!
Our investigators asked a reference, “Is the subject a team player?” The reference replied, "That girl would go stand on her head on the roof if we told her we needed better service in the building."
As one of our investigators took a reference this week, she heard funny noises and the reference apologized, “Hang on, I’m so sorry. My dog keeps trying to make out with me! She doesn’t like it when I’m on the phone.”
While trying to complete a background investigation, one of our investigators asked a reference, "Do you know of any major accomplishments that she has achieved?" The reference responded, "Hmmm… well she's never had the po po called on her, so I guess that's pretty great!"
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